Buy my mate's book!
This is a book that my lovely friend Paul wrote. It's about football, so not for me, but I'll read it anyway because he is lovely and I'm very proud of him.
Anyway - he's always been a good writer and if you like football or wish to purchase a Christams gift for someone who does, here you go: Prawns In The Game.
Blimey, it's like being Richard and/ or Judy.